Hey, stop taking my name(s) in vain you lot! I'm watching you, OK? A slip of the wrist, a misnomer is all - Pookie spelt her name wrong once and now she is Pokie - what problem? No problem - and chill the f'£k out because I will be gracing the Fest, so don't get yer knockers in a Knot, OK!! Details 2 follow. PS I love you all, you're just so bloody lovely, aren't you?
Pkie is a shining candle light where ever she goes, no messing, and the festival will be very happy to provide her with the biggest dressing room and the freedom of the Royal Burgh of Nairn should she choose to honour us with her presence
Keepin' it real in Nairn!
ReplyDeleteCould we get Pookie on next years programme??
ReplyDeleteNever mind next 2011, how about Pookie for this year?
ReplyDeleteIm sure they could find Pokie
ReplyDeletea slot I bet The Gurn could pull a few strings with his contacts.
Maybe Pokie will start her own Nairn Book and Arts Festival Fringe?
ReplyDeleteIt could be a double bill, Pokie and Pookie?
ReplyDeletePokie or Pookie could be the new answer to Pinky & Perky if they manage to get her on the the programme hope she does not tell porkies.
ReplyDeleteOn the posters it could be advertised as Pokie Chips or Pookie
Nookie.
Ps noticed that Pookie/Pokie manager made a comment how far in advance do you have to make a booking?
Hey, stop taking my name(s) in vain you lot! I'm watching you, OK? A slip of the wrist, a misnomer is all - Pookie spelt her name wrong once and now she is Pokie - what problem? No problem - and chill the f'£k out because I will be gracing the Fest, so don't get yer knockers in a Knot, OK!! Details 2 follow. PS I love you all, you're just so bloody lovely, aren't you?
ReplyDeleteJust don't Pokie fun at Pookie is all I say - OK!
ReplyDeletePkie is a shining candle light where ever she goes, no messing, and the festival will be very happy to provide her with the biggest dressing room and the freedom of the Royal Burgh of Nairn should she choose to honour us with her presence