contributed by Doncat
Chips at the harbour
Chips in the street
Nae wonder gulls like Nairn
For there’s plenty chips tae eat.
They’re tartin’ up the Regal
An’ no’ a day too soon
It’s been too long an eyesore
Spoilin’ oor wee toon.
The Supermarket saga has finally reached an end
And they give you back a tenner for every grand you spend
They’ve even got a shelter where the bus can drap you aff
But please ,oh Mr Sainsbury could you open up a Caff.