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One was dismayed to learn that despite the heroic efforts by one's chauffeur James, you were delayed in traffic in my Burgh of Nairn, and were unable to attend our event. It must have been a horrible anus for oneI can only say that you missed a great number of common people, one had to wash one's hands several times. Luckily I had Phillips teeth glued together whilst he was asleep so he was unable to make any of his usual outspoken commentsThe so called happy couple have buggered orf now, so I can go back to the beloved corgisMaj
Was this at Nairns Royal Wedding?& who is the stunning bride?
Update: heard this was a charity fund raising night out with a specific theme, more details later when we receive them at Gurn HQ.
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