Friday, September 28, 2012

A regular gurnite poses the following questions.


Where have all the seagulls gone?  In the town centre at the moment you can probably count on one hand how many are about.  In the places where they normally gather such as the bus station, the town centre and the roofs of Royal Walk there are none to be seen. Have the West CC gone ahead with their threatened extermination?

Where have the Dolphins gone from the top of Harbour Street and the Golfer out on the A96 near Sainsburys?  They seemed to disappear months ago and have never returned.

3 comments:

Lassie Come Home said...

Have any dogs gone walkabout from the West Beach yet.?

Dee Tective said...

The Golfer?

Anyone driving into Inverness along the A96 will have noticed that on the roundabout linking with the A9 between the retail park and Inverness itself, a suitably floral, (or floral-suited?) golfer appeared just before the Scottish Open. He was still there last week.

As Private Eye would say, "Just fancy that!". Is he any relation to the missing Nairn golfer? I think we should be told....

Sherlock said...

Yes, I spotted the remarkably similar figure at the roundabout, but he seems to be missing his club. I think I've also found the dolphins - they seem to have gone to the seafront in Ardersier.