Contributed by a gurnite:
'Nairn Shopping Experience
I was out walking on Monday evening in the High Street, when I spotted a nice pair of sparkly earrings in a local shop, that I thought would suit my beautiful wife for her Wintersong. I has just received my annual Heating Allowance from the government and felt a wee bit flush. I went into the shop, and made my purchase, at a cost of £50 and left feeling happy, that I had contributed to a local shop and also had part completed my Wintersong shopping. I slept well that night and was woken next day by the sound of the Nairny hitting the floor at the letterbox. I opened my beloved paper, and was gobsmacked to see an advert with in huge letters 20 per cent off everything. After using many Kleenex tissues, I decided to go back to the shop to see what my position was regarding my purchase, to be met by a baleful stare from the manageress, and as I could feel myself gradually turning to stone, I exited in a hurry. My future Wintersong purchases will all now be made in either Inverness, Forres or the internet. Nairn is too risqué for me any more.
Happy Wintersong shopping to all Gurnites