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Think the Maggot has been on the "Falling Down Water".Straighten the signs up a bit.
The Citizens Liberation Army of the Maggot (CLAM) would like to apologise for the somewhat shoddy attempts to install proper signage. It was a little windy and our funds are currently standing at just 55p.We hope though that Nairnites through our efforts will support the message that Maggot Road should be, and always will be Maggot Road no matter what our councilors bend to under the thumb of developers.CLAM will be holding a fund raising coffee morning soon - keep an eye on the Gurn's What's On for detailsLong live the Maggot!
Maggot with Clam.Nice recipe for a Sweatshirt.?
Moi? Je suis une grande maggote deluxe!
Et vous? Avez vous un maggote? xx
Hows about: "Monsieur, vous et un tres grand, mais aussi tres joile maggot, avec le visgae comme un peu de merde!"French visitors will, I'm quite sure, find that really, totally hilarious?Always worked with me when hassled by the gendarmerie!Pooks XX
That thing about the caravan has def lit my fire! Anyone esle feel the same? I love caravans, the hard beds and the fact that everyone can hear what you're up to. And you can even make a cup of tea afterwards. And it is so cheap to do. Def my idea of a holiday! XX
Aye! You have obviously never met the Local Constabulary then.?
There was one very charming policeman, who, I hasten to admit, lit the old fire even more than the most elaborate of caravans ever could. I have never in my nelly puff, seen a man as broad and wide as him. What a guy! Unfortunately married, but never mind. I think his feet were like size bloody eighteen or something. Extra-bloody-ordinarily ...Sexy...!!!! Maybe Pookie should 'join the force' as a medium, or somesuch. Then I could get around to chatting up Coppers? Oh, no, hang on...coppers?!! Are you nuts? Urehhhhh..!! Feel a bit sick now, please excuse.....Dr lecter will take over, like always
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