Friday, March 09, 2012

Usual suspect receives free chewing gum!

A prominent member of the "usual suspects" revealed to the Gurn yesterday that a Highland Council employee had given him free chewing gum and disposal papers.

There was also an advertising campaign including two bicycle hoardings (pictured) above and also a massive long wheelbase vehicle with similar posters. Earlier Highland Council staff had been removing chewing gum from the pavement in front of the Courthouse with a special machine. Very laudible, if only the same effort were put into a doggie jobbie campaign however, and fag-ends, and litter...

7 comments:

Cement said...

Aye, I'd recognise those large paws anywhere. I bet they've not held a brick nor a trowel for a while though!

Pookie Candelabra said...

Has to be the most random, yet amazingly erudite comment I've heard.. ever? I LOVE NAIRN!! Chundely Poos P xx

Name please said...

Pookie us girls have to stick together & the thought of a Handsome Brickie with those strong hands sends my heart a flutter & I cant stop looking at the photo & the comment by Cement who has the skill to recognise the hands has just made things worse as he clearly must know him & I know its a bit cheeky of me but be a Darling Cement & could you through the courtesy of The Gurn put a name to this fine figure of a Man as I have been stalking all the local building sites & its not easy studying all the hands as I get funny looks especially from the joiners so please end this poor girls misery who is at the moment still single as there is just something special about that hands that driving me wild with desire, so I plead with you Cement
can you give me concrete evidence who the mystery man is, & if you do I would be the happiest girl alive.

Keep Them Happy said...

Hmm! It is blatantly obvious you prefer a large brickie old girl.

Perry Mason said...

Go on some kindhearted sole and name " The Handy Man" and make the poor lassies day, I have my suspicions and done a bit of investigating and I could point the finger in the direction of a Mr
(deleted by Gurnmeister) but cant be 100 per cent sure until I get the evidence back from forensics who as write this are studying an old brick for DNA which was once handled by this master builder, hope to have an update shortly

Shakin Stevins said...

Careful with that old brick now Perry
you know what they say.More than two shakes and its pleasure.

Putty in My Hands said...

Now here's a thought.Would that be Perry the Mason,or Perry the Plumber?