Monday, May 17, 2010

Comment of the week - the sequel

'Michty Mee what a tizzie aboot OorLizie just a wee progress report on the state of the good lady wifes state o mind at the moment she is still fair fizzen its nae deein ma bowels any good as our telly has jast broke doon & she has just phoned the electrical shopie on the high street & i am fairt Mr Fraser will visit the hoose to mend it cause he is in for a hellava shock if her indoors gets her hands on him, & there is more a consoomer problem needs to be sorted oot & she has an appointment we CAB hope to hell Mr Marsdens nae thair when she drops in also she is on The Dunbar Golf Coarse every day hoping to catch Mr Park & grab his balls whits worrying me will it be the ains thats attached to him or the wee white roond things, hell the is nothing worse than a wimmun scorned, but she has been a good quine this week so i dinna think she will make the front o The Nairnie. '


Graisg said...

@Nosey Bitch - we'll lay off the 'balls' question thank you :-)

Situations Vacant said...

Hi Craisg was a bit of a personal question i know but my work takes me to The Middle East & my boss who is Sheik an extremely rich man
with many wives in his Harem & is desperately looking for a eunuch to guard his exotic coffee coloured maidens & said he would reward me handsomely if i returned
with the goods so I cant miss any opportunity's to try & find one before i head East.

Lawrence of Arabia said...

Situations Vacant I would be very much obliged if you could give some further information regarding
the job vacancy for a eunuch as i think i fit this job description,

the hours,the pay,& holidays,pension scheme etc
would i get a rise??

pecker said...

No chance of a rise if your a eunuch.